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Monday, May 28, 2007

Fate of LOST now till 2008

The seasons over, and all of your questions have been answered by more questions. For many people, they will have no life, no meaning of existence till the 4th season comes in 2008.
Violence in the middle east, Armageddon, etc. Oh thats nothing to get worked up about. Go into hibernation mode until the next Lost episode.
It'll be hell on earth for the Lost cast. I sure wouldn't want to be in the writers shoes now. They face kidnapping by lost fans, and will be tourtured Sayid style. Bones will be broken to answer questions like "Is that Walt?"
As for the actors, every waking moment they will be followed by fans, podcasters, etc. All with cameras, cell phone cams, video recorders, tape recorders, etc.
They'll follow the actors around, to make sure there in on a scene there filming. They will follow Matthew Fox in the grocery store, Jorge Garcia in the KFC Buffet, Naveen Andrews trying out a guitar at SamAsh.
Just in case it's being filmed by Lost producers. I say, why film? All the fans will be doing it. Saves on cost.
As your mind begins to contemplate what happens, and worry if its jumping the shark, ask yourself, does it matter? You know you'll spend another 48 hours at least watching the rest of it, up to the final point.
I will ruin the end. Charlie wakes up in the plan, with some stash in his hand. He says "WTF?" looks down, and tosses it in the trash.


Saturday, May 12, 2007

Everyone's lost on Lost, even the Producers.

I'm lost at this point. For every mystery that is solved, 10 more pop up. The last season will end in 2010, keeping you on the edge, for what?
Some days, I imagine that the end will be like this...Hurley wakes up on the plane with a comic book in hand. he says "Dude...." And Fade to Black. If that does happen I would want to bash in the producers heads with a baseball bat.
Some characters that used to be likable have been ass holes. Jack in my mind probably will or needs to be killed off. He's a wimp.
Ben too. We know Jacob is real only by the fact that no one would listen to someone that looks like a member of the Sex Pistols.
I hope Locke kicks his ass, so much that he begs for Sayid to torture him again. We've found out from everyone flashbacks that everyone's crazy. Half the islanders have committed murder, been under psychosis, was a douche bag, and they all end up on a island and become better. How about that?
So many subplots, getting sillier by every episode. Jacob's probably going to end up being Gilligan.
One more thing, in the pod cast, the producers said there was a gay character. Isn't it obvious? It's Tom. Doesn't want to see Kate shower, but it good buddies with Jack? I'm not saying....but leads you to wonder.


Monday, May 07, 2007

Where have all the Real Men gone?

(Humorous note, notice the Mortal Kombat reference)

Back during WWII, you saw real men fighting the enemy. With the help of the US media and entertainment, you saw fine propaganda. Captain America punching a Nazi, movies glorifying the US Troops, etc.
Now? Ha, half the time you'll see the news show propaganda tapes the enemy uses to show to their own people! Why don't they make any anymore? Why don't you see that in comics? It's too cliché or "out of taste?"
Look at 300. Those were some badass men. I guarantee you we could solve many world problems with a group of men like that. We would make the dictator of Iran pee his pants. Sadly, times have changed. 20 years ago, the majority of the people would run away if a draft came. The problem is worse today. Many college students, if Iran was coming to attack, would run and plead to join there army in return for their lives.
What we need is “Mortal Kombat” power. Remember Johnny cage? We could use soldiers like him. We need to find the people who killed and beheaded our men. Unlease Cage, and he would do a Fatality move on them. Punching their head off, or ripping their torso off there body. That's what I want to see. Not someone pleading with the enemy that we know is beyond negotiating.
But as Arnold would say, were a bunch of girly men. The media today in general is so embarrassing it's not funny. If they had existed in the 40's, they would be giving interviews to Hitler, apologizing to him that what we do might be confusing? In 60 short years, our world is upside down.


Sunday, February 05, 2006

American Idol is like eating paint chips....What a shame, even in this country, to use america in such a way that degrades it by putting it on a stupid show. Yeah, it does represent our culture, but "Better to be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

        Seriously, most of those people know there going to be massacured by Simon Cowell (who I bet couldnt sing to save his life). Its bad enough being a ass, but a english ass is worse. They don't bathe.

The people go on just for 2 seconds of fame. They know they cant sing, but just want to be on the show. Going on the show prooves your insecure enough to have to get acceptance based on vocal quality. 

People dont care about vocal quality? Ever seen a crowd outside a high school choir room? People watch the show because people like watching dicks. Look at Donald Trump, past that dirty wig he wears. Thats why martha stewarts show didnt last, she was too nice, for a criminal.

The show has good morals. The only way to suceed in life is to be beautiful and sing well according to randy jackson, paula abdul, and simon. If you dont then shoot yourslef, you suck. Hitting right on americas morals? BTW, Paula abdul juding singing? Her music sucks. She has no right to even critizie those people. We know she can't judge men.

    Stop watching this crap. Watch the history channel or discovery, learn something. Even the TV Guide Channel can be educational. You learn what's coming on.


Wednesday, October 19, 2005

  Yes, many (ok a few) people have asked me what I think about George W Bush. First off, I am moderate( more like apathetic) and I do not trust anyone associated with politics, because it naturally makes you untrustworthy.

      I don't understand why everyone hates him, if you want someone to hate, hate his administration. Bush is retarted, he's nothing more than a puppet. Why do you think he was so critical on the Terry Shivo issue? He doesn't want brain dead people to be pulled from the plug. After all, his would be the first pulled.

   The south always wants someone who talks and acts like them, our last 3 presidents have had southern roots. Well it's time for a northener, whatever political preference, to get in there. Im tired of hearing some hilljack as the president speaking. Get someone who sounds intelligent. Wonder why the world views us as aggressive, redneck, self-rightious bullies?

 

What really qualified bush being prez besides the name? He was a one term govener, where were all these "Harriet myers isn't qualified' Hell Bush wasn't qualified. He spent more years getting high of cocaine and drinking than being in politics. That should give you a clue to the problems in this country. If that is all it takes, according to Karl Rove to be president then let's nominate Ozzy Osbounre.



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