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Fate of LOST now till 2008

Mon, 28 May 2007 05:04:30 GMT

The seasons over, and all of your questions have been answered by more questions. For many people, they will have no life, no meaning of existence till the 4th season comes in 2008.
Violence in the middle east, Armageddon, etc. Oh thats nothing to get worked up about. Go into hibernation mode until the next Lost episode.
It'll be hell on earth for the Lost cast. I sure wouldn't want to be in the writers shoes now. They face kidnapping by lost fans, and will be tourtured Sayid style. Bones will be broken to answer questions like "Is that Walt?"
As for the actors, every waking moment they will be followed by fans, podcasters, etc. All with cameras, cell phone cams, video recorders, tape recorders, etc.
They'll follow the actors around, to make sure there in on a scene there filming. They will follow Matthew Fox in the grocery store, Jorge Garcia in the KFC Buffet, Naveen Andrews trying out a guitar at SamAsh.
Just in case it's being filmed by Lost producers. I say, why film? All the fans will be doing it. Saves on cost.
As your mind begins to contemplate what happens, and worry if its jumping the shark, ask yourself, does it matter? You know you'll spend another 48 hours at least watching the rest of it, up to the final point.
I will ruin the end. Charlie wakes up in the plan, with some stash in his hand. He says "WTF?" looks down, and tosses it in the trash.

Everyone's lost on Lost, even the Producers.

Sat, 12 May 2007 04:12:34 GMT

I'm lost at this point. For every mystery that is solved, 10 more pop up. The last season will end in 2010, keeping you on the edge, for what?
Some days, I imagine that the end will be like this...Hurley wakes up on the plane with a comic book in hand. he says "Dude...." And Fade to Black. If that does happen I would want to bash in the producers heads with a baseball bat.
Some characters that used to be likable have been ass holes. Jack in my mind probably will or needs to be killed off. He's a wimp.
Ben too. We know Jacob is real only by the fact that no one would listen to someone that looks like a member of the Sex Pistols.
I hope Locke kicks his ass, so much that he begs for Sayid to torture him again. We've found out from everyone flashbacks that everyone's crazy. Half the islanders have committed murder, been under psychosis, was a douche bag, and they all end up on a island and become better. How about that?
So many subplots, getting sillier by every episode. Jacob's probably going to end up being Gilligan.
One more thing, in the pod cast, the producers said there was a gay character. Isn't it obvious? It's Tom. Doesn't want to see Kate shower, but it good buddies with Jack? I'm not saying....but leads you to wonder.

Where have all the Real Men gone?

Mon, 07 May 2007 04:36:41 GMT

(Humorous note, notice the Mortal Kombat reference)

Back during WWII, you saw real men fighting the enemy. With the help of the US media and entertainment, you saw fine propaganda. Captain America punching a Nazi, movies glorifying the US Troops, etc.
Now? Ha, half the time you'll see the news show propaganda tapes the enemy uses to show to their own people! Why don't they make any anymore? Why don't you see that in comics? It's too cliché or "out of taste?"
Look at 300. Those were some badass men. I guarantee you we could solve many world problems with a group of men like that. We would make the dictator of Iran pee his pants. Sadly, times have changed. 20 years ago, the majority of the people would run away if a draft came. The problem is worse today. Many college students, if Iran was coming to attack, would run and plead to join there army in return for their lives.
What we need is “Mortal Kombat” power. Remember Johnny cage? We could use soldiers like him. We need to find the people who killed and beheaded our men. Unlease Cage, and he would do a Fatality move on them. Punching their head off, or ripping their torso off there body. That's what I want to see. Not someone pleading with the enemy that we know is beyond negotiating.
But as Arnold would say, were a bunch of girly men. The media today in general is so embarrassing it's not funny. If they had existed in the 40's, they would be giving interviews to Hitler, apologizing to him that what we do might be confusing? In 60 short years, our world is upside down.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Sun, 05 Feb 2006 16:40:51 GMT

American Idol is like eating paint chips....What a shame, even in this country, to use america in such a way that degrades it by putting it on a stupid show. Yeah, it does represent our culture, but "Better to be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

Seriously, most of those people know there going to be massacured by Simon Cowell (who I bet couldnt sing to save his life). Its bad enough being a ass, but a english ass is worse. They don't bathe.

The people go on just for 2 seconds of fame. They know they cant sing, but just want to be on the show. Going on the show prooves your insecure enough to have to get acceptance based on vocal quality.

People dont care about vocal quality? Ever seen a crowd outside a high school choir room? People watch the show because people like watching dicks. Look at Donald Trump, past that dirty wig he wears. Thats why martha stewarts show didnt last, she was too nice, for a criminal.

The show has good morals. The only way to suceed in life is to be beautiful and sing well according to randy jackson, paula abdul, and simon. If you dont then shoot yourslef, you suck. Hitting right on americas morals? BTW, Paula abdul juding singing? Her music sucks. She has no right to even critizie those people. We know she can't judge men.

Stop watching this crap. Watch the history channel or discovery, learn something. Even the TV Guide Channel can be educational. You learn what's coming on.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 20:25:08 GMT

Yes, many (ok a few) people have asked me what I think about George W Bush. First off, I am moderate( more like apathetic) and I do not trust anyone associated with politics, because it naturally makes you untrustworthy.

I don't understand why everyone hates him, if you want someone to hate, hate his administration. Bush is retarted, he's nothing more than a puppet. Why do you think he was so critical on the Terry Shivo issue? He doesn't want brain dead people to be pulled from the plug. After all, his would be the first pulled.

The south always wants someone who talks and acts like them, our last 3 presidents have had southern roots. Well it's time for a northener, whatever political preference, to get in there. Im tired of hearing some hilljack as the president speaking. Get someone who sounds intelligent. Wonder why the world views us as aggressive, redneck, self-rightious bullies?

What really qualified bush being prez besides the name? He was a one term govener, where were all these "Harriet myers isn't qualified' Hell Bush wasn't qualified. He spent more years getting high of cocaine and drinking than being in politics. That should give you a clue to the problems in this country. If that is all it takes, according to Karl Rove to be president then let's nominate Ozzy Osbounre.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 14:52:02 GMT

Desperate Housewives? WTF! Yeah right, desperate my ass. Girls, if you think that the life of the housewife is like that, think again. Why do people waste a hour on sunday watching this show? There is no basis in reality at all. If the show was about real housewives it would be much more boring and get no ratings. However, add sex and gossip and a lot of attractice people and hype, you have desperate housewives.

Girls, answer me why you like the show so much (Pretty much every girl on myspace, in her profile under tv, will list desperate housewives as a show they like)

Guys, why do you watch this shit with your girlfriends? Be a man, say "I don't want to watch this crap, lets do something else' Surly you have something in common, something that you like. If not dump that cold fish.

I admit, when all the hype was around it, i painfully watched one episode (just 1) while doing my homework last semester. The episode had a women who was cheating on her husband with a gardner.

C'mon, first off, do you know what a real gardner looks like? My neighbor has one. Looks like a middle aged bald dude who came over from the border. They replace him with someone girls like and boom!

The only other time ive ever 'seen' the show was from a commerical of when it first came out, and that one girl got her towel ripped off by the car. Guys, you can be waiting foreever in front of a hosewives house and never see a sight like that.

I can't really comment more of how ridiculous and stupid this show is, since i have not subjected more tortue on myself by watching any more of it. What do you all really think about it?

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 14:50:22 GMT

(Disclaimer: My blogs are joking, if you were too stupid to tell )

I mean, I am now seeing signs that say 'Physically challenged' C'mon, why do they need to be victimized by political correctness? Ill call them physically retarted if I want. Anyway, they have way too many handicapped parking spaces. I have never seen them all full. Have you? Usually I have to use a parking lot for a diffeent place and walk there.

Have you ever seen someone riding on a electric wheelchair? Those things are as fast as hell! One time on campus a guy on a electric wheelchair was buzzing by me like if he was Jeff Gordon or something.

Folks, wonder why more are not leaving the wheelchair? They never have any practice using there muscles. Put them in the back of the parking lot. They need the exersie. How it is now with there electirc speed, they can park at mcdonals and zoom right in a table faster than the speed of light. No joke, ive seen it. I've been run over by one of them.

Wonder why we have back problems? We are seriously walking way too much, we always have to go from the back of the parking lots. Way too much exersise. We'll all end up being cripple if we have to walk a mile just to get through the parking lot.

Well, but I will be the bigger man and 'Walk Away' from this argument.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 00:21:02 GMT

Plain and simple, women have it made. You get your own sports, WNBA, Womens soccor, and womens section in the olympics. There is no 'man nba' It's just called NBA. Feburary is black month, womens month is in march, when does white men get a month?

Women, Mostly your housewives, (definally not desperate) or work a whole lot less than we do, we open doors for you, your 'always first', you can make any man buy whatever for you, you decide when the sex is, you name the kids, you decide what is bought, basically you got the whole world in your hands.

We men are stressed, we work so much and go home and get no respect. Rodney Dangerfield was more respected than us! I am tired that my kind, white males, have no special traetment. We get no month to ourselves, nothing. If someone even suggests something tahts dedicated to us or is in favor of us "White man awards' they call it racist. (Although theres many black awards, etc)

Affirmitive action? I have to work that much harder because im white. Colleges make enrollment more challenging to me than non whites, i call that pure racism.

Political correctness is all it is. I claim racism against the white man. Now i have to call myself a caucassian, what the hell is that? It sounds like a city in puerto rico.

I feel like my kind dont exist. Majority my ass. there are more women than men. The only think close that says they give voice to us is talk raido and Fox News, and even then it's done in the backround so no one will sue us for being white.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 15:26:47 GMT

Jared Presley for 2008. Today I announce I will be running for President for 2008. You heard right, I did not stammer. I am running. Stickers coming soon (After I design them) Usually I dont ask to spread crap. But this is important. Vote prez for prez.

   Anyone familiar with myspace? Or myspam.com. Here's what I posted there. " That's all this site (myspam), especially the bullitins have become. No one cares about your life, especially the sex part. Save those for the chain emails, at least some of us can block those. And everyone says your hotter on here than in real life. I bet half of these peoples pics aren't real.
   Your a loser if you think that anybody cares. The friends list isnt really a list of friends. Hell, half the people on my list despise me and would like nothing better for me to jump in a pool of razor blades.
   You know all I have to do to become your friend? Click your name, or even better, click select all. There I dont even have to pretend that I know you. No commitment, a lot of the people
on my list ive never talked to with it. I bet the majority of the people on yours youve never met.
   Once in a while I get a 'good' one. I cant even see what my friends are up too because there too busy asking to add someone or if there hot. Ok, let me answer that...I dont want your friends and your ugly."

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 20:30:02 GMT

If the Supreme Court were a tennis court, you'd really see how useless a bunch of senior citizens is. Now there are 2 empty seats, Roberts will probably get appointed Cheif Justice, and piss off the people who have been on the bench for years.

They are getting screwed, this guy barly has any court experience? Why should we let him lead? Look at bush, he served less than 5 years in politics. I say nominate Arnold Swartenegger (Or however the hell you spell it). He already has the ego for the job.

Rehnquist never got to enjoy retirement, not even 6 months like Strom Thurmond did. He said he wouldn't retire. He was wrong, now he's beyond retirement. How many other jobs can you keep at a high position when at any other job you'd be at a nursing home? Thats all we need, another aarp person running things.

Anyway, what was the big deal of him dying? he was practically dead for a couple of years. Its like keith richards, hes dead, just still decomposing.